Any Other Name Than Dave

11:39am: A Milestone
I've posted this on Myspace in my blog and it's got put on Livejournal as well. For some of those who are reading this off myspace, well...Livejournal was basically where blogs were born. It's just took a long time for everyone else to rape the idea.

Now I know I hardly post on Livejournal anymore and yes, I'm probably one of the worst house guests ever there but I thought I'd pop in and mention something.

This year is somewhat of a milestone for me. Not for the fact that I've been using livejournal possibly (on and off) for 10 years now, oh no. Not for the fact that I'm still alive at 22.

No, you know why I'm making this post?

It's a milestone because I recently bought a game that I had ten years ago. Something called Pokemon Diamond. And it got me thinking, is time repeating it's self?  

Then I got thinking of a place I went to ten years ago on the web called the Pokemon Fan-Fiction Archives (PFFA). To many it was a place where loads of illiterate (did I even spell that right?) and bad pokemon fiction was created with the final product of it all with the two main characters stating they loved one another. At the age of 12 or 13, you kinda found that cool and romantic in a new age kinda way.

The only reason I write all of this is to find out what happened to all the people that resided there. The place was not visited for it's fiction after all; it was it's people. The Khisanth's, the Zero's, the Misty-Blues, the Mystic Vaporeons, the Diana's, the Ash-Satoshis, the Kaura's, the Moogleborgs and so many more...all names I seem to remember but now, I'm not sure where they ended up. I changed my name a lot back then from Diablso to Raziel then Neo Raziel...god the name changes goes on but I have a lot of fond memories. The whole forum for the PFFA was dutifully named the "Asylum" and boy, they were some nutbars but I think that was the reason it ended up being quite fun to go and talk to them.

So if anyone who used to hang out there, please tell me what happened to you. Send me a message (infectedflinch @ hotmail.com). Let me know!

And if you managed to read on this long, I salute you.

Later.
Dave Price (aka a host of old internet names) - (www.myspace.com/twistedlimits)

5:03pm: Woah oh hoooo!
Remember me? No? Oh...

...in any case, I'm Dave. And I don't use this anymore.

But this is quite a paradox because right now, I'm using this, you're either reading this or not or contemplating on whether or not use the back or scroll button to something which is more enticing.

And what happened to my grammar? Hmm, more ponderous questions.

In any case, if you want to find me now, I'm usually hiding about on myspace. Yeah, I sold my soul somewhere else.

You can find me here:

Http://www.myspace.com/infectedflinch


Well, goodbye livejournal. You were kind enough to me. You wiped my bottom and listened to my shit for long enough.

Ta ta!

Dave.

1:12am:

Your Birthdate: May 30

Your birthday on the 30th day of the month shows individual self-expression is necessary for your happiness. You tend to have a good way of expressing yourself with words, certainly in a manner that is clear and understandable. You have a good chance of success in fields requiring skill with words. You can be very dramatic in your presentation and you may be a good actor or a natural mimic. You have a vivid imagination that can assist you in becoming a good writer or story-teller. Strong in your opinions, you always tend to think you are on the right side of an issue. There may be a tendency to scatter your energies and have a lot of loose ends in your work. You may have significant artistic talent and be very creative.

No, I'm not dead...imagine that eh? I thought I'd make an appearance in a long while.

8:32pm: </td><td valign="top">You are a geek. Good for you! Considering the endless complexity of the universe, as well as whatever discipline you happen to be most interested in, you'll never be bored as long as you have a good book store, a net connection, and thousands of dollars worth of expensive equipment. Assuming you're a technical geek, you'll be able to afford it, too. If you're not a technical geek, you're geek enough to mate with a technical geek and thereby get the needed dough. Dating tip: Don't date a geek of the same persuasion as you. You'll constantly try to out-geek the other.</td></tr>

You are 56% geek

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com

Neat...I think...

7:12pm: Hey chaps
Does anyone hate Faceparty? Anyone wanna hear my voice? Anyone like Flash movies?

http://img87.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img87&image=face.swf

Watch it! Now you slag!

6:41pm: A proposition
Hey there everyone, I am back once again. I update like a man wanting repeated enemas (in other words, not many times).

Anywho, I am going to ask to everyone who knows me with this livejournal who is female. I need a female voice for a macromedia flash thing I'm making - and since most of the people I know in the 'real' world don't want to do it. So really, I'm not gonna ask, I'm just gonna beg...

...will someone do me the pleasure of some voices for a series I call Garters? Please?

And Farscape the Peacekeeper wars starts soon. Oh yes, fantorgasmic is the word to describe it's return.

Ok, I'll update again some other time. Later!

9:36pm: Ughhh...
...this is the most scary looking thing I've ever watched. Seriously. Meet Salad Fingers, the most scary Flash thing I've ever watched.

www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm

And if you thought that was scary, try watching one involving Nettles and Nipples. You're ahead of me there.

http://www.fat-pie.com/salad3.htm

6:41pm: This thing...
The 98% of teenagers have tried pot.

I feel like a statistic.

On another note, feel free to worship a word I like:

Plectrum

Oh what a word it is.

8:27pm: Remember kids, never drink vodka - it can get you in trouble.

And get a certain someone (me in other words) to collapse in the middle of the street and stay there for 2 hours straight...

...it wasn't fun I can tell you.

7:45pm: A little un-needed moment from yours truly...
A favourite quote of mine:

"It's all fun and games until someone gets a cock up their ass."

And oh how true it is. Wait! I didn't mean it like that!

10:00pm: Titties!
Honest to god, read Pathetic, Inc. It's hilarious...absolutely hilarious.

http://www.colintheriot.com/patheticinc/

And my cat is snoring...aw. Oh and there is an official "You Feel Old?!" t-shirt for sale, how about that? Visit my site here and take a look...

Http://flinch.keenspace.com

Btw, I need to know what Jacob is doing! UPDATE ME! I have no idea what I've missed! Has he changed his trousers yet?

6:53pm: Oh christ...
I dunno if no-one took notice of me about buying the Transformers DVD but I think I've just found someone who is either on drugs or should have his lobotomy.

http://optimusprime.iwarp.com - A Guy Who Changed His Name to Optimus Prime

And some people may think that YOU have problems.

Edit: One last thing, does anyone want a T-shirt with "Super Frog Croaks" or "You Feel Old?!" on it, cuz I'm thinking of making some for my site if anyone's interested.

6:48pm: In reference to J.A...
...who needs Big Brother when you can just find out when J.A. is having a shit...amazing stuff.

6:57pm: Y'know...
...I bought a DVD the other day and watched it whilst giggling like a schoolgirl. You know why I was?



Well, I could give you more of a clue...



OPTIMUSSSSS PRIMEEEEEEEE!!



Yes, I bought the Transformer Movie DVD and I was fecking loving it. This Armada stuff though that they've brought out today has really butchered the classic stuff. Minicons? What the hell are they when it's at home?

But yeah, I never realised how much I loved stuff from the eighties...GI Joe, Bravestar, Fraggle Rock...they just don't make stuff like that anymore...*sighs*

6:49pm: Christ,
Has one ever played a game called "Beyond Good and Evil"? Because christ on a bike, it's feckin' great now that I've found someone who's remixed the main theme tune of it.

Oh and a random fact, giraffes have necks which are the equivalent of seven human spines. Great eh?

8:38pm: Oh and one more thing...
...worship this man...

Http://flinch.keenspace.com/filler.swf

...worship him til you turn blue! Do it! And yes, that's me singing!

8:01pm: Bored...
I feel old, I turned 19 on Sunday and now I have a pension when I turn in to retirement...god I feel OLD.

8:54pm: And I noticed a FAQ which was interesting...
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
Embracing new opportunities and a variety of uses. ((lol - Town Planning Book))

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
Nothing...

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
Teen Titans believe it or not.

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
8:50

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
8:49...ok, I admit it, I looked.

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
The very loud music with my earphones.

7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
Went to work to see people.

8: before you came to this website, what did you look at?:
Kristen's LJ - it's the main reason I'm updating this thing.

9: what are you wearing?:
Jeans and a nerdy Red Dwarf t-shirt.

10: Did you dream last night?:
No.

11: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nut case or ...
trying to push that shiny red button that says "launch" on it? We shall never know!

12: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
Carolyn, Dixon or Stephanie.

13: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Enzo, John or Neil.

8:19pm: Well whadya know?
Yes, I'm back - and I'm back in a whole big way! Some won't remember me, some *may* have just met me and others won't have a clue who the hell I am. But frankly, I don't care, you've either stumbled upon me or I've come to remind you that one, I'm not dead and two, how do you do.

Now where have I been you may ask? I've been busy. True, many of you (or maybe just one or two...yeah one or two) will have wondered what I have been busy with. Now I can just be cryptic and leave the answer at myself being busy and have this measley little post over and done with...but I don't think really that's going to cut it. Not for me and hopefully not for you.

I've been places, I've done things, I've seen things, I've changed. I think you should know about it. I think you should know all the things I know. Welcome to the twisted corner of my little existence.

First things first, I'm in University. I've finally got to that place of higher education I have so desperately been seeking for over the past four years. Trust me, it's plagued my mind since the dawn of time and it's like the weight of the world off my shoulders just being able to walk in there.

The second thing you ask? I'm the creator of a webcomic called "Flinch and Friends". ((Http://flinch.keenspace.com)) It's not really all that popular but it makes my life all that plainer and it's a story I can write with crappy drawings. I like doing it. I don't know if anyone else likes it though.

Third, I saw the passing away of my great grandmother. She passed away at the age of 95. She kept on fighting for 2 weeks - never giving up. That, in it's self, makes me proud to be called her grandson.

Other than that update, I have nothing much else left to say. Take care of yourselves til I grace this livejournal possibly in the next 7 months. I never update it...I should really.

- Dave

8:30pm: Well I can't believe I did it and if anyone cares...
...I updated The PFFA Tournament...woo. Anyone care? *waits* Nah...well it gives my life meaning.

Http://thenewbreed.virtualave.net

---------------
So what's happening in my life...er...not a lot actually. Thought I'd say hi and I'm doing exams. Woo me. Bye now.

2:46pm: Well...look where I ended up...
Level 8- the Malebolge

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

Think there's hope for me yet?

10:14am: I've got one thing to say about the whole Saddam thing...
...you think what Bush is doing, he says it is time for the "liberation of Iraq".

Now you think of those people in Baghdad under their tables when the warning sirens go off. God won't they be thinking: "America are here to liberate us!"

You want liberation, you got in the simplest method...320 bombs in one night.

8:54pm: Just when you've thought you've heard it all...
...Sepultura and Pavarotti...singing at the same time...I didn't think it was possible either...

6:19pm: How do.
I haven't posted for so long in here but I thought I would do just for the hell of it to see if anyone sees if they remember me at all. But anyway! How do everyone.

So what's happened...er...yeah, I'm learning to play the guitar. Made my first song by the name of "A Song Called She". Putting words to it soon. Thinking maybe it should be devoted to the last love of my life but then again it could be to someone else. Who knows...

- A Song Called She Lyrics -

Do you shake in the night?
Do you feel my love inside?
Is there a way for the light?
It seems to shine when you're near.

Fires burn in my heart
But you make it feel fine
Fires burn in my heart
With your smile it dies in line.

Do you laugh when I talk?
Do you see the smile I hide?
Would you want my thoughts?
Why is everything so fucking hard for love?

Do you see that I care?
I want you in my arms tonight.
Do you want my love?
I'm sure I want to feel the light.

------------

Meh!

----------

But anyway, erm, thought I'd just say I'm doing fine now and thanks to anyone who went and read this! Later!

6:54pm: If some of you still remember me...which I hope you do...I've completed a fic of mine by the name of PFFAT2. Wanna read it? Wanna join up in a new PFFAT fic? Please go to this! Go on!

Http://fifo.gq.nu/pffat2.htm

Thanks!